You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
Great piece, except that once I learned you could be harboring a secret crush on a high-placed government official, I couldn't stop speculating about the object of your (totally imagined on my part) affection.
Great piece, except that once I learned you could be harboring a secret crush on a high-placed government official, I couldn't stop speculating about the object of your (totally imagined on my part) affection.